Let’s get one thing straight: if you’re here, you’re not looking for "safe." You didn’t come to Morally Retarded to blend in with the crowd or wear some boring, “Oh, that’s cute” type of shirt. No. You’re here because you want to turn heads, drop jaws, and probably make people question your life choices — and we respect that.
At Morally Retarded, we specialize in the kind of clothes that make people do a double-take and ask, “Wait… did your shirt really just say that?” Why yes, yes it did. We don’t do subtle. We don’t do "normal." And we definitely don’t care if someone gets a little bit (or a lot) offended. In fact, we thrive on it.
Got a twisted sense of humor? Perfect. You’ll fit right in. The bolder, the better, because we’ve got the gear to match your zero-filter lifestyle. Need something that screams, “I have no regrets”? Done. Want a tee that says, “I’m morally bankrupt, but I look amazing”? We got you.
Here’s the deal: We’re not here to make friends. We’re here to make statements. Uncomfortable, hilarious, and borderline inappropriate ones — because life’s too short to wear boring clothes. So, if you’ve got the guts to rock our gear, then go ahead and fill that cart.
Just don’t blame us when people start whispering behind your back. Actually, we kinda hope they do. It means you’re doing it right.